Say the title of this thread in a Jack-Nicholson-from-The-Shining stylie and it's a lot funnier.

After a forced absence (I spilled a drink over my lappy and blew it up. Mushroom clouds are really quite dramatic you know), I'm back. I've built myself a new machine (one that's surprisingly good for gaming. Dual core CPU, 4GB RAM, G-Force graphics card with 1GB built-in RAM, 7 channel soundblaster audio card etc) and am back on the Net.
So, anyone miss me?
*insert sound of chirping Crickets here*
Anyone?
*insert Tumbleweed rolling across the screen here*
Guys?
*insert spooky wind blowing creaking sign here*
You're not impressing anyone you know.
